Friday, January 23, 2009

Crossing the Finish Line!

We had a really fun time in St. George over the weekend. We went down to see Macy compete in a half-marathon down there, but we ended up doing a lot of other stuff too.

After arriving Friday night, we went to the dinner with the Beans (Kerstin was running the race too) and then we all split up to our different accommodations. By that I mean that Kerstin and Macy went off to their hotel to get a good night's sleep away from the family chaos, while Wade and I bedded down with the kids at the condo (generously provided by the Bean relatives). The kids get their sleep, Wade and I get to watch a game, and Macy and Kerstin get to relax- everybody wins.

In the morning Wade and I got up and took all the kids to see Macy and Kerstin off. Due to our just-in-time arrival (did I mention it was two guys and four kids?), there was no time for 'before' photos. But it was fun to see Macy and Kerstin all pumped up and geared out, flying high on the energy beans and 'Rocktane' GU, strapped up to their iPods and various layers of breathable synthetic fibers. The starting gun went off (was there really a gun? I don't remember now. If there wasn't, there should have been), and off they flew, buoyed up by our cheers.

Wade and I had some time to kill. We drove up to the St. George airport, which is on a big bluff overlooking the city. The planes fly in right over your head, and you can look out over the big valley for some great views. Then we drove back to the race site, which is adjacent to a big Wildlife Museum. This Museum was really something-- exactly the kind of quirky institution you'd expect to see in a smaller city trying to be sort of cosmopolitan, but letting its backwater roots show through the cracks. First, you see a bunch of taxidermied animals (they have an exhibit on taxidermy which specifically tells you not to call these animals 'stuffed,' because it's very insulting to taxidermists. And you need to be very careful with stuff like that, because taxidermists are everywhere, and are easily offended). This big exhibit, the main part of the museum, is like being at Cabela's, but with an entry fee.


If you click on this photo to expand it, you'll see that the reeves muntjac to the right of Rex's head has fangs. Seriously. Messed up.

The museum outfits every kid with field glasses. You have to wait til the end to handle the hunting rifles.

This place was heaven for Molly. She wandered and wandered, only rarely mingling with the animals themselves.


Kanga and Roo


Baloo and Mowgli


Then, after you see all the exhibits honoring all these extraordinary animals, simulating their poses in their natural habitats, you go into the hunting room, where you learn how to kill them. After that, there's even a rifle range that allows you to take simulated shots at simulated forest folk. (It was out of order, sadly).


Rex and Lucy ready to head in nature and spread death among the furry animals they've been admiring.

Lucy and Charlotte loved playing in this replica of a camouflaged hunting stand.

The fish pond was the biggest hit with the two little ones, who were less into the guns and hunting gear.

Then you go see the exhibit on taxidermy, followed, finally by, (I kid you not) the "Exotic Insects Exhibit, brought to you by Morgan Pest Control." Message of the day: Animals are beautiful. The best way for us to enjoy the beauty is to kill them and mount them on our walls.

After that little adventure, it was time to walk out and see the ladies coming in. An accomplished runner himself, Wade had predicted they'd be rolling in about 2 hours and 30 minutes after start time. We headed out at 2:10-ish, just to be safe. And lo and behold, at exactly 2:16 into the race, what did we see?



That's right, she crushed it. Kerstin was just a few strides behind her too (sorry, Kerst, no photo, as we were running to see Macy when she finished). I have to say that watching Macy cruise through the finish line was a really satisfying thing- moving even- a moment of real pride for a pretty significant accomplishment. It looked like she was still at top speed as she finished. We were all very, very proud.



After that, it was time to relax for a while. Late breakfast, afternoon swim, dinner and a video. Given that all four of us are board game fans, it was surprising that none of us had the energy to gin something up that night, but the race had exhausted us all (no, it wasn't quite as hard on us as it was on Macy and Kerstin, but then we didn't get the free drink and snack that Macy and Kerstin got either).

Next morning the Bells checked out from the Bean condo, but on the way out of town, we stopped at Snow Canyon National Park, for a little time in the beautiful, soft fine red sand dunes.









The kids LOVED playing around in the sand. So much that later that night, after a five hour drive, when I took Molly's tights off, I found a big pile of red sand sitting on her belly. That was cool.

Pulling out of town, we had to hit In-n-Out for lunch on the way home. I asked the kids how they were enjoying their burgers, and Rex said "I am totally glued to this hamburger." I think that means he liked it.

Anyway, three cheers to Macy, the motor that keeps our family running, the center of the whole outfit, and now, by far our family's most accomplished athlete too!*



*I know there will be objections to this label, but really, there will always be other days to discuss the fourth place showing of my college intramural football team. Let's let Macy have her moment in the spotlight.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Skate Away

















Ripped from the headlines


I don't care who you are- you have to respect that.


Sunday, January 11, 2009

Chaffetz v. Colbert

You may have noticed a link in our sidebar to video of Stephen Colbert's meeting with Utah Congressional Representative Jason Chaffetz. At the climax of that interview, Colbert handily beat Chaffetz in a leg wrestling match. I assume this was especially painful for Chaffetz, who is a former place kicker for BYU, and ought to at least have a little competitive pride, if not also a somewhat strong leg. (Okay, I admit that the assumption that place kickers have pride may be a bit of a stretch.)

Anyway, Colbert now returns, having seen video of Chaffetz appearing on Utah's Fox affiliate, wherein Chaffetz said he wanted a rematch. I just loved Colbert's response, enough to insert it straight into the heart of the blog.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

What the Bell Kids Said in 2008

This list does not go all the way back through 2008, but back to the moment, somewhere in mid-summer, when I began regularly posting quotes of the week. Still, I think it's plain to see we ended up having a fairly strong year in quotes, with a pretty balanced attack between our two most valuable quote-makers.

The list:

Rex: "Mom, why do witches have warts?"

Mom: "Well, witches are ugly people and ugly people have warts."

Rex: (pausing, looking down at warts on his hand), "well, I am not ugly."

***

Lucy sitting on the couch watching the republican debate with mom and dad says, "I don't want to watch this boy show....I don't like boys!"

***

Macy took the kids to a party at her sister's house last week. There was another Mom there with a baby and a 2 year old that were dressed in slick Puma track suits. Macy's sister mentioned that those kids looked like they could be Jazz players, dressed like that. Rex heard this comment and keyed right in on those boys.

After a while, the party gravitated to another room, except for those two little boys in their track suits, their mom, and Rex. Rex just sat and stared at them for a while, then said to the mom: "You have no idea how bad I want one of those outfits."

***

Driving in the Car:

Rex: When is Jesus coming to Utah?

Dad: He's going to come to the whole world someday, and bless us and be our king.

Rex: Who is our king now?

Dad: No one.

Lucy: I'm kind of scared of Jesus.

Rex: Lucy, you're scared of everything.

***

Lucy, picking up and reading one of Macy's birthday cards:

"It says: 'Why do ya lub me so hard?'"

Shuts card.

***

Rex: Dad, last night I had a dream, and it wasn't real, but I was thinking about it. Boozer was on our roof and he crashed through right into me and Lucy's bedroom. And then we went to Oma's to play basketball, and we were laughing because I was making fun of him about that one time when he got kicked out of a game.

***

Rex: "Dad Jack has a hot tub like that one, only bigger."

Dad: "Really, how much bigger?"

Rex: "I don't know, a lot bigger."

Dad: "Like twice as big?"

Rex: (thinking) "No . . . once. Once as big."

***

Macy, on coming in to the room where I was chasing Rex, with a bunch of hot fudge smeared all over my face, trying to kiss him:

"Huh. This is not how I pictured my life."

***

Dad: . . . also, Rex, in school you'll learn about 'science.' Like how the earth moves, and what rocks are made of, and how plants grow . . .

Rex: And who makes remote control toys?

***

Lucy, tremulously, after Macy had a talk with her about putting toys away: "Daddy . . . is there really such thing as a gunny sack monster that eats our toys in the night?"

***

Lucy: Mom, does Molly have a tongue yet?

***

Rex: Dad, when you were in kindergarten, after you said the Pledge of Allegiance, did you guys sing a song that goes (pumping fist repeatedly) "America ROCKS! America ROCKS! America ROCKS?"

***

Lucy, to the family, sitting in the living room, with authority: "Alright, now everyone be quiet. It's time for us to have scimence class."

Dad: "Okay, are you teaching it?"

Lucy: "Yes. Now, everyone, let's have scimence class. First, um, scimence says . . . put your hands on your head."

***

Rex: Dad, what if the entire world was covered in racecars?

***

Rex is going to be a ninja for Halloween, so we told him he can just wear his karate outfit, and we'll just buy him a cool bandana to wrap around his head.

I came home the other day and he was excited that Macy had bought a few accessories for the costume. He said "she got some swords, and other weapons and (motioning as if wrapping something around his head) a hannah bondana thing too."

***

Walking home from church, Lucy kept stopping and reaching down and touching all the big rocks. I said "Lucy, are you petting the rocks?" "Yes." "Why?" "So they'll grow up and be happy!"

***

Rex was watching Molly drag her baby doll around on its face. He said "Dad, Molly doesn't know what to do with her baby. She should be loving it, but actually, she's trying to kill it."

***

Lucy: "Mom, I really love your doggy pajamas. I really want some doggy pajamas. But that would be jealous, like when Joseph's brothers wanted his coat. So I won't."

***

Lucy: Mom, I love hammon.

Macy: What? hammon?

Lucy: Yeah, hammon.

Macy: What's hammon?

Lucy: . . . Umm, oh. Bacon!

***

Rex: Dad, if some adults don't believe in Santa, how do they think we get presents?

***

Lucy (upon seeing, and grabbing, a decorative little metal heart on Molly's dresser) (mystically) "Aha. . . I've found the secret heart of faith!"

***

Rex, upon hearing Molly's croup-y cough: "Dad, it sounds like she has a seal in her throat, and there's a frog in the seal's belly."

***

Rex: Mom, Lucy told me that she told her teacher that she had something to say to her, and when the teacher came, Lucy burped.

Lucy: Yeah. And she wasn't very good about that.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Christmas Cards

So I was taking my Christmas decorations down today, and looked over to the next part of the house to dismantle which was the kitchen/dining room area. I walked over to start taking down my window of Christmas cards when I realized that more than almost any gift at Christmas there is nothing more that I love than getting Christmas cards. From the day after Thanksgiving to almost New Years I love picking up my mail and seeing our dear friends. My kids get so excited to pick up the mail each day too. Ryan even gets a little bugged if I hang them too quickly after getting them so he forgets to really look at them.

I usually always know whose cards I will get first , all those very on the ball friends. I love seeing how all our friends' children have grown. I love hearing from friends from far away that we never see, and getting darling cards from our friends and family close by. I love seeing the different designs and pictures people come up with, and even reading "most" of the letters that come (you know the ones with their kids GPA's and their church callings). I love Christmas Cards! And so: thank you, thank you for sending them!!

And by the way . . . I decided to keep them up at least through January!

Friday, January 2, 2009

The Spirit of Christmas Past

We had a very fun , very busy Christmas season this year. I think we all need a two day nap, but we couldn't have asked for a more fun time in our lives. Three kids, at great ages, who were so excited and into Christmas, lots of family in town, and tons to do all the time. Yes, I do have a fun limit (as Ryan's mom calls it), and am the only one in my household that does, but most the time we are all game for a good time any day or night. Here are some of the highlights:

The girls loved their petti-skirts they got for Christmas. Can you imagine the urge to twirl when you have these babies on?


Our ward's annual primary nativity pageant. The kids couldn't have been cuter. Rex especially sang his little heart out.

Here is molly watching the nativity





Then off to one of my favorite Christmas traditions, The Ballet West Nutcracker. It always rings in the season like almost nothing else for me.





As soon as we got home from the ballet Lucy put on her leotard, moved some furniture and put on her own version of the sugar plum dance. It was quite the show.


Grandma Glo and my mom took us for tea at Grand America. It was quite the leisurely afternoon.




Lucy waiting for Molly to pick us up for our tea at two.

Me and my sisters

As much as I hate how quickly Christmas goes by, and how I dread taking down my decorations, tree, etc. IT is nice to start a new year, do a big clean out, get organized (we'll see if that happens), get some new recipes going in the rotation, make some goals for our family, and of course have some down time. I think I get way more productive because I am so in the habit of running like crazy the whole month of December. I will put that to good use while I have it.